Outranked

As I explained to my Dad a few weeks ago, even though I was recently elected Bank Officer, my beautiful wife still very much outranks me. With night shift, day shift, 12 hours each, weekends included, the job of a maternity nurse can often be thankless. Even if you happen to be a Lieutenant Junior Grade in the United States Navy.

Shelley might be reading this for the first time, and may it serve as evidence that husbands know how to praise their wives. Or I'm just sneaky. But anyway, humor me as I reveal some much-deserved praise that was recently stated regarding my wonderful bride (to whom I have the distinct pleasure of serving for the rest of my life, whatever titles life hands us).